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The mEatP

by The Guilloteenagers

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1.
Fill your cup Drink it up Drink it down It's not Royal Crown (yes we know it's Crown Royal but sometimes you gotta make the rhyme work) I've got hot dog water I've got hot dog water I've got hot dog water I've got hot dog...hot dog water It's oh so smooth Nothing to lose It's oh so great It's not V8 I've got hot dog water I've got hot dog water I've got hot dog water I've got hot dog...hot dog water (get ready for the best solo you've ever heard) I've got hot dog water I've got hot dog water I've got hot dog water I've got hot dog...hot dog water
2.
I'm Just Fat 01:51
3am and I feel like shit I wanna go to bed but I gotta take a piss Do I want to have another fucking kid Maybe six years ago but now it makes me sick I'm just fat, I'm not pregnant Fucking stressed and overdrinking I'm just fat, I'm not pregnant Sucking down coffee, and snortin' bacon Long day at work but nobody's here Working from home so I guess I'll crack a beer Sad stinky kitty just curled up on my lap That's my cue for another goddamn nap I'm just fat, I'm not pregnant Fucking stressed and overdrinking I'm just fat, I'm not pregnant Sucking down coffee, and snortin' bacon Why's it so hard to get out of bed When all I need to do is roll over to my desk Arsenal of pills I take everyday The fucking pandemic kicked the shit out of me I'm just fat, I'm not pregnant Fucking stressed and overdrinking I'm just fat, I'm not pregnant Getting high every goddamn weekend
3.
Like a sausage, this song is filler You're entering the rone zone
4.
The night is closing in Shadows of the dead in the distance Rations are looking thin Come undone in your absence Save me Save me Save me from a world of zombies Save me Save me Save me a piece of salami We're running out of light Rotting flesh is all that surrounds me Should I give up the fight? These guts feel like they're roiling Save me Save me Save me from a world of zombies Save me Save me Save me a piece of salami Don't think I've got the strength To make it back to safety Tried hard to keep my sense Been lost without you lately Save me Save me Save me from a world of zombies Save me Save me Save me a piece of salami Hot breath and skin like slime Giving up the end's upon me Blood spills like the devil's wine But suddenly I feel your heartbeat Save me Save me Save me from a world of zombies Save me Save me Save me a piece of salami
5.
Thievery 01:47
Hey, hey Rocky Rhoads we stole our name from you Inside The Museum Of Death in Hollywood Standing next to Danzig and he's so goddamn short Chalk one up to Mega Bed
6.
When the fog rolls in on huntsman's lake The locals clutch their kin and bar the gates As the air grows thick with dragon's breath The children come to claim their new friends Singing their song harbingers of death Let us in We came for you so let us in Open up the doors to your demise Only blackness inside those eyes Only feeling now is that of dread They control the thoughts inside your head Singing their song harbingers of death Come with us We came for you so come with us Trapped inside the gaze of nothingness Shown the world in truth of emptiness Wishing for death and endlessness Blood dreams hastily is purely bliss Softly humming with the black eyed kids Die with us We came for you so fucking die with us
7.
Drive Drunk 02:07
Hitting it hard and I don't care Blood stained shirts another unlit flare Best bar in town is behind my wheel Fuck cruise control I got steel to steel Drive fast Drive drunk Fly high Die young Rockin' T-tops and a need for speed Fiddlin' Pig with a cocaine feed Itch I can't scratch just above my lip Long way down but a hell of a trip Drive fast Drive drunk Fly high Die young 80 proof veins and a pretty young thing 5 finger deal if you know what I mean Leave behind a pretty corpse at the rate I go Only drive fast, don't know how to go slow Drive fast Drive drunk Fly high Die young
8.
There's a mission on floor three I don't know if I have it in me Crawling up the elevator shaft Drawing dicks on Uncle D's ax Paulie has to pee The Runouts' door is fucked Li's lost in the snack nook Maybe later we'll write a book There it is, there's the door I hope you know that this means war Paulie, no one's look.....ing The Runouts' door is fucked How much fun is this It's high reward and low risk They'll never see it coming Come on now we'll hit the floor running Paulie no longer has to piss The Runouts door is fucked

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An EP consisting of songs about meat products plus a few others. Reached #1 on Billboards album charts yesterday and then dropped off the list today. What, you missed it? We swear it was there. Call them up, they'll verify. Here we'll even give you the phone number: 800-684-1873.

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released August 22, 2022

All songs poorly written by The Guilloteenagers

Li: vocals
Captain Airhab: guitar/vocals
Neen Dragon: bass/vocals
Paulie G. Ryan: drums/vocals

Recorded June 26, 2022 by Will Holland at Chillhouse Studios in Charlestown, MA
Mixed and mastered by Will Holland

Cover art by Li

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