1. |
Hot Dog Water
02:12
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Fill your cup
Drink it up
Drink it down
It's not Royal Crown (yes we know it's Crown Royal but sometimes you gotta make the rhyme work)
I've got hot dog water
I've got hot dog water
I've got hot dog water
I've got hot dog...hot dog water
It's oh so smooth
Nothing to lose
It's oh so great
It's not V8
I've got hot dog water
I've got hot dog water
I've got hot dog water
I've got hot dog...hot dog water
(get ready for the best solo you've ever heard)
I've got hot dog water
I've got hot dog water
I've got hot dog water
I've got hot dog...hot dog water
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2. |
I'm Just Fat
01:51
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3am and I feel like shit
I wanna go to bed but I gotta take a piss
Do I want to have another fucking kid
Maybe six years ago but now it makes me sick
I'm just fat, I'm not pregnant
Fucking stressed and overdrinking
I'm just fat, I'm not pregnant
Sucking down coffee, and snortin' bacon
Long day at work but nobody's here
Working from home so I guess I'll crack a beer
Sad stinky kitty just curled up on my lap
That's my cue for another goddamn nap
I'm just fat, I'm not pregnant
Fucking stressed and overdrinking
I'm just fat, I'm not pregnant
Sucking down coffee, and snortin' bacon
Why's it so hard to get out of bed
When all I need to do is roll over to my desk
Arsenal of pills I take everyday
The fucking pandemic kicked the shit out of me
I'm just fat, I'm not pregnant
Fucking stressed and overdrinking
I'm just fat, I'm not pregnant
Getting high every goddamn weekend
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3. |
All Filler, No Killer
00:51
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Like a sausage, this song is filler
You're entering the rone zone
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4. |
Marvio's Salami
03:07
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The night is closing in
Shadows of the dead in the distance
Rations are looking thin
Come undone in your absence
Save me
Save me
Save me from a world of zombies
Save me
Save me
Save me a piece of salami
We're running out of light
Rotting flesh is all that surrounds me
Should I give up the fight?
These guts feel like they're roiling
Save me
Save me
Save me from a world of zombies
Save me
Save me
Save me a piece of salami
Don't think I've got the strength
To make it back to safety
Tried hard to keep my sense
Been lost without you lately
Save me
Save me
Save me from a world of zombies
Save me
Save me
Save me a piece of salami
Hot breath and skin like slime
Giving up the end's upon me
Blood spills like the devil's wine
But suddenly I feel your heartbeat
Save me
Save me
Save me from a world of zombies
Save me
Save me
Save me a piece of salami
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5. |
Thievery
01:47
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Hey, hey Rocky Rhoads we stole our name from you
Inside The Museum Of Death in Hollywood
Standing next to Danzig and he's so goddamn short
Chalk one up to Mega Bed
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6. |
Black Eyed Kids
03:48
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When the fog rolls in on huntsman's lake
The locals clutch their kin and bar the gates
As the air grows thick with dragon's breath
The children come to claim their new friends
Singing their song harbingers of death
Let us in
We came for you so let us in
Open up the doors to your demise
Only blackness inside those eyes
Only feeling now is that of dread
They control the thoughts inside your head
Singing their song harbingers of death
Come with us
We came for you so come with us
Trapped inside the gaze of nothingness
Shown the world in truth of emptiness
Wishing for death and endlessness
Blood dreams hastily is purely bliss
Softly humming with the black eyed kids
Die with us
We came for you so fucking die with us
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7. |
Drive Drunk
02:07
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Hitting it hard and I don't care
Blood stained shirts another unlit flare
Best bar in town is behind my wheel
Fuck cruise control I got steel to steel
Drive fast
Drive drunk
Fly high
Die young
Rockin' T-tops and a need for speed
Fiddlin' Pig with a cocaine feed
Itch I can't scratch just above my lip
Long way down but a hell of a trip
Drive fast
Drive drunk
Fly high
Die young
80 proof veins and a pretty young thing
5 finger deal if you know what I mean
Leave behind a pretty corpse at the rate I go
Only drive fast, don't know how to go slow
Drive fast
Drive drunk
Fly high
Die young
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8. |
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There's a mission on floor three
I don't know if I have it in me
Crawling up the elevator shaft
Drawing dicks on Uncle D's ax
Paulie has to pee
The Runouts' door is fucked
Li's lost in the snack nook
Maybe later we'll write a book
There it is, there's the door
I hope you know that this means war
Paulie, no one's look.....ing
The Runouts' door is fucked
How much fun is this
It's high reward and low risk
They'll never see it coming
Come on now we'll hit the floor running
Paulie no longer has to piss
The Runouts door is fucked
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